Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
-Gene Fowler
If you can’t annoy somebody, there is very little point in writing.
-Kinsley Amis
What is writing like for you? Agony? Fun? Like a confidential friend who helps you sort out thoughts and feelings? Something you do adequately enough but joylessly? A game in which you try to ensnare or trick your reader?